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MY BOXING GYM, GET OUT.

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5 THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO IN A BOXING GYM.

MY BOXING GYM DON’T TALK TO MUCH

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BIGMOUTH BOXING LADY.

My boxing gym, get the f**k out. Quickest way to get thrown out a boxing gym, is to talk to much. When you join a gym its a good idea to concentrate on your workout routine and do not go out of your way to become the Mayor.

People are focused on their routines and sometimes you can get pretty pissed off when someone interrupts them.

The Great Muhammad Ali aka the Louisville lip

When I was in my workout zone I didn’t want anybody to disturb me in any way. I always prepared myself prior to getting to the gym for 2 hours of torture.

So I always had to be in the right level of mental craziness to endure the pain. If someone brought me out of my mental war zone with small talk chatter, they became my opponent right then and there.

LEAVING STINKY HAND WRAPS AND DIRTY CLOTHES/GEAR IN MY BOXING GYM IS A NO NO.

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Boxing gear on gym floor

If you know anything about using hand wraps. You know if you don’t wash them regularly they can begin to have a horrible smell.

They will be smelling like a mix between ammonia and a pigs ass. Hanging them on the ring ropes every night is not a remedy.

Boxing shoes can also get pretty funky too. Leaving your smelly shoes around is bound to eventually piss somebody off.

Same goes for workout trunk, shorts, sweatshirts, tee-shirts and all other sweated out apparel.

Years ago I can remember these old 16 oz TUFF WEAR sparring gloves being so used and sweated out that they smelled like death.

They were so bad smelling that if you put them on, when you took them off your hands would stink for an hour.

Not only did they smell rancid, but they most likely weighed more like 25 oz. So pick up after yourself.

WHY YOU SHOULDNT HAVE STICKY FINGERS-STEALING

So you don’t get thrown out a boxing gym, don’t steal. It will most likely have you in these wonderful pieces of jewelry.

I’ve been involved with boxing for over 44 years. I’ve been in gyms all over the world. Most gyms are full of honorable people. 99% of all fighters are really nice cool human beings.

Its sought of an unwritten rule that nobody steals in gyms. We have enough to worry about with our opponents.

But every now and then a scumbag sneaks through. If you go into a boxing gym and start lifting watches and fight gear, you could technically get away for a while being that everyone is so trustworthy due to us not being scumbags.

But eventually people will start to talk about belongings missing in unison, and the snake in the grass will be identified.

And when that happens………WHEW, a gym full of fighters ready to kick the crap out of you? Goodluck! So don’t steal.

KEEP YOUR EYES IN YOUR HEAD, AND YOUR TONGUE IN YOUR MOUTH, WHY YOU DONT FLIRT IN BOXING GYMS.

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Boxing gyms are not nightclubs. Your in the gym to get in shape not look for your soul mate.

I’m sure people have met in gyms and began relationships, but that’s not what your there for. Besides, that pretty girl you keep undressing with your eyes might just be in a relationship with that undefeated professional over there.

I heard he punches pretty hard.

And to the lady that keeps asking homeboy to show her how to lay on that bench. That’s his wife over in the corner.

You see her? Yeah she just fought for the middleweight world championship. She would think nothing of hitting you with a left hook.

This also includes no guy on guy and no girl on girl flirting.

Remember focus, your here to get in shape not get your groove on. So if you don’t want to get thrown out a boxing gym, save the dating for Plenty of Fish. You can check out this awesome article for more wisdom on this subject. “BOXING MIRRORS REAL LIFE”

MY BOXING GYM, WHY YOU SHOULD PAY YOUR GYM DUES ON TIME

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That is not enough money to keep you from getting thrown out a boxing gym.

The thing is, most boxing gym owners are not in it for the money. Most owners have a genuine love of the sport.

Average gym due amounts typically fall around $30 a month. That basically pays the basics, electric, heat, air conditioning etc.

Nobody is getting rich off a boxing gym. Keep in mind a boxing gym is not a health club.

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Most boxing gyms have gear you can use for free when you pay for membership. So pay your dues on time and you will not have any problems.

WHAT IS STEALING OR THEFT?

Theft is the taking of another person’s property or services without that person’s permission or consent with the intent to deprive the rightful owner of it.[1][2][3] The word theft is also used as a synonym or informal shorthand term for some crimes against property, such as larcenyrobbery,[1]embezzlementextortionblackmail, or receiving stolen property.[2] In some jurisdictions, theft is considered to be synonymous with larceny,[4][5] while in others, theft is defined more narrowly.[6] Someone who carries out an act of theft may be described as a thief.[7]

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